WHITE BOY GETS A DATE



I met a girl from Jupiter
She thought I was the Duke of Earl
We went driving in my Chevrolet
She wouldn't have it any other way

Now she's gone
I'm so blue
What's a poor white boy ever to do?

I wrote a letter to my senator
Said 'daddy please give me a cure'
Got won-ton soup swimmin' round my head
And starfish crawlin' all around my bed

Now she's gone
I'm so blue
What's a skinny white boy ever to do?

Pagannini serenades her from a green rooftop
The boys in the band say she never stops
Gondolas escort her to the candy store
She's dancin' in the streets saying 'gimmie more'

Now she's gone
I'm so blue
What's a poor, skinny, slightly lame, not very bright, improperly dressed, in bad need of a shave, most likely intoxicated, white boy ever to do?


1995 - Caeser Pink